Hello, every birdie. Today’s recipe is going to be a little bit different. It is probably one of the hardest recipes that I have made, in years past or ever.

Before we talk about the recipe, I am going to be talking about the character in question for this post and I will try my hardest not to spoil it for those of you who haven’t finished the archon quest for Fontaine. 

Neuvillette (New-vee-let) is the leader of the Marechasussee Phantom and is the iudex of Fontaine. He rules the courts of Fontaine but in some scenes, he reminds me of Sucrose or any other socially awkward character in the game. He doesn’t understand much of the public he serves. 

“Animals can survive for weeks without food, but merely a few days without water. There is no dish that could ever compare to pure, unadulterated water. With that in mind, food items that contain plenty of liquid are the next best thing.” 

Water is one of the most important foods in the whole world. Now I am not going to be talking about the “water” from watertok (if that still is a thing I don’t know.)

For this recipe, you are going to need a lot of ingredients. 

• Water
• Your favorite water additive, I am practical to a tea bag that you drink throughout the day
• Your favorite glass, this helps in the drinking process 
• No sugar
• No salt (hopefully)
• No vanilla 
• No fruit
• No raisins

The recipe and the description will be down below. Feel free to check it out.

The first thing you are going to do is look at your stash of cups in your cupboard or wherever you have your favorite cups, and grab the cup that says “pick me! Drink out of me! I will help you the most today!”

The next thing you want to do is grab your water additive. Recently I have been using a candy cane tea bag throughout the day. But the additive could be a lot of different things. I have added a shot of juice or homemade apple cider to the water before. And it has helped me drink it. Because by the end of the day, I am only drinking water with the spices from the cider. Fresh fruit is also a good thing to add in.

If you want to add ice to your water I suggest you add it now, because you don’t want it to splash back and you don’t want to waste any of your water. 

Now onto the most important thing, obtaining the water. There are SO many ways that one can do this. You could be like me and just get it from the tap. Another option is getting a gallon water jug from the store. Even a bottle from the store is fine. Just remember to recycle. 

And now we are done. This was one of the most difficult recipes I have ever had to make. 

I hope that you like it. Feel free to like and reblog it for future references. 

Also if you have read it this far I want to tell you one thing: HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!

Recipe

Seriously it’s just water!

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